So You Think You're Smart: Senior Citizens

The other day my husband pointed out to me that we were down to 2 cartons of ice cream!! What?! Only two cartons of ice cream! I peeked in the freezer to check for myself and sure enough Ron was right. Actually the situation was even worse than he stated...the cookies & cream carton was almost finished! I threw my coat on to do some emergency food shopping! I peeled into the Shop Rite parking lot and ran quickly towards the store. As I was walking in the “IN” side and elderly couple was coming out of the “IN” side. We then started to do the awkward we’re in each other’s way dance (you know…. backing out at the same time and going forward at the same time, both faking the same lefts to no avail). At this point I started to roll my eyes and think,"I don't have time for this there is a shortage of cookies and cream ice cream in my household! I mean how hard is it to read the signs!" And then my eyes rested on the “Do Not Enter” sign. Crap. I was going in on the “Out” side. I apologized and muttered something about being an idiot who needed ice cream. I spent the rest of the time food shopping just shaking my head at myself and rolling my eyes.